Dear iPhone,

It was great while it lasted, buddy. You might not have been the new 3GS, but you were pretty awesome. You totally killed my boredom on trains and cars over the summer with weird apps, like Hot Dog Mania and Sally's Spa. I don't even mind that now I have to transfer 500+ songs onto my iPod nano. I don't even care that now I have a bum Razr. I mean, seriously, who even wants easy internet on their phone? Or accessing myspace and facebook? Who cares? That's what a computer is for, I guess.
I'll admit, maybe it wasn't wise to bring you in my pocket while going on a river rapid ride (which, by the way, sucked.) and proceed to get soaking wet (in white pants, mind you!). Maybe I should've left you on dry land, but, in my defense, who gets soaked to the bone on river rafting rides in amusement parks? I could totally sue.
And, now that the 3G is only 99 bucks, I could possibly get another. I only need to get....91 dollars more. Plus tax. Awesome.
So, thanks, my great phone. You will be deeply missed. RIP.