Volleyball -- The Sport For You!

Today, I was at volleyball when I started writing this in my head. Which, by the way, is not the best idea when you don't want to look like an idiot. I was just thinking about how hard volleyball actually is. You would be great a volleyball if you enjoy balls being hurled at your face, and are able to pass it in an orderly way to a certain spot. And if you just love hearing the sound of skin sliding on a gym floor when diving for balls, you really should join the team. If you like wearing pieces of spandex that are somehow supposed to qualify as shorts, then this is the sport for you. And if you are good at multitasking and thinking about, a) what you're supposed to be doing b) what everyone else is doing c) what the other team is doing, and d) that gruesome wedgie that's annoying the heck out of you, you might be really good at this sport. Don't even get me started on how hot and disgusting it is at practice! Or how your knees smell after games when you take your kneepads off. Ew. Just ew.
Haha, I know I made it sound horrible, but it's really not. If you can get over these things, I do recommend it :)